Left: Orkboss and fan
-Drachenfest 2010; at the Ork- fortress-
I am the small green one on the left. The picture was made “outtime”, meaning “game was paused”. InTime the two guys wouldn´t at all get along well and the photo´d probably have to be called: “Gransh flattens something”. See the warhammer in lifesize: Even with his shield the armoured human would have an“ork- problem” of the massive kind.
And so that you can appreciate what exactly would happen if you hit on the silly idea to try to kick in the gate of an ork stronghold:
I am (with steel armour) 1,9 m/ 130 kg. With this in mind let´s have another look at the ork...
By the way: beleaguering orks wll not really be necessary- they´ll open the gate voluntarily: why wait for the fun to start? Besides, you don´t have to mend your door afterwards.