Left: No, I don´t have an advertising contract with Pattex, but if they would ask, I´d not turn them down...
Their newest invention to enrich life and civilisation is a 2 component- glue that you knead like modelling clay. When you leave it to dry, it becomes Pattex.
Exactly what we need.
In the german version I give a hint here to get your Pattex 20% cheaper than at the otherwise cheapest provider:
First you obtain one tin at the afore-said cheapest source. Then you drive to the next DIY-store that carelessly has promised in their campaign “If you find the goods cheaper than with us, we´ll undersell them 20 percent.”
Bad idea. `ere we go:
Me: “I just bought a tin of Pattex at store XY for Z money!”
Him: “Prove that”.
Me: “Would this here bill from half an hour ago be sufficient?”
And then we get our Pattex for 20 percent less than at the other store!